So I just signed into YouTube, and I noticed I had a new personal message. I go to look at it and it says,"Love in 90 days! Check it out!" So I click. Then this video starts to play:
If you don't think that's creepy, there is something seriously wrong with you. However, I found the video to be kind of.. right. So now I've decided that tomorrow I will try her moves on someone random. That shall be interesting.. and awkward.
Speaking of awkward, I hate awkward situations. I HATE THEM! And today, unfortunately, I found myself in one. I'm not going to go into detail, but let's just say that me in an awkward situations equals me banging my head on a wall. Yeeeeeah, that's all I'm saying.
But, enough with awkwardness, and on to first period. I had English this morning, and I told Louisse that I started a (this) blog. Then, I wrote the URL all fancy like, and told her to look at it. Then, Carly took it and read my blog from her phone. You could tell she was totally impressed because I'm fucking awesome and all. Then, throughout class when things came up, I would find myself or Carly or Louisse saying,"you/I should blog about that!" So then I made a list. The list is:
1- Mathers (my teacher) is a sexist racist
2- Ryan Pfisterer makes fun of me too much
3- Ryan and Corey are gay with charades
4- Joe smells like old grandma
And now I'm here, about to blog about them.
1- Mathers is totally sexist. She hates all the girls in my class, (except for Erin, but that's because she's black). Which leads me to my next point; she's racist. She hates all the kids in my class that are NOT black. Which means, all but 3 people. So unfair! And it gets better, because Mathers is a white woman. WTF. Homegirl's got issues.
2 and 3- So Ryan was making fun of me today. And whenever I'd make some outrageous hand movement he'd mock me and giggle. Teheheh, not funny! So, I noticed him and Corey talking across the room. And I asked,"Are you guys, like, playing charades?" And Ryan giggled again and was like,"Yeah!" Then, this extremely strange, yet entertaining, game of charades happened between the two of them. Let's just say there was blown kisses, and self-inflicted butt smacking involved.
4- Joe smelled like an old grandma because I used a rolling perfume bottle Louisse had, and rolled it all over his hoodie. Then I continued to shake the bottle for more drops to come out. I'm not sure if he noticed or not, but he did turn around and laugh and smile and say nothing. It was weird. But the perfume did smelled good, so I was doing a good deed.
And in other news, Caycee made me an Easter basket because she's the most awesomest, amazing, best, prettiest, funniest person EVER <3
If you don't think that's creepy, there is something seriously wrong with you. However, I found the video to be kind of.. right. So now I've decided that tomorrow I will try her moves on someone random. That shall be interesting.. and awkward.
Speaking of awkward, I hate awkward situations. I HATE THEM! And today, unfortunately, I found myself in one. I'm not going to go into detail, but let's just say that me in an awkward situations equals me banging my head on a wall. Yeeeeeah, that's all I'm saying.
But, enough with awkwardness, and on to first period. I had English this morning, and I told Louisse that I started a (this) blog. Then, I wrote the URL all fancy like, and told her to look at it. Then, Carly took it and read my blog from her phone. You could tell she was totally impressed because I'm fucking awesome and all. Then, throughout class when things came up, I would find myself or Carly or Louisse saying,"you/I should blog about that!" So then I made a list. The list is:
1- Mathers (my teacher) is a sexist racist
2- Ryan Pfisterer makes fun of me too much
3- Ryan and Corey are gay with charades
4- Joe smells like old grandma
And now I'm here, about to blog about them.
1- Mathers is totally sexist. She hates all the girls in my class, (except for Erin, but that's because she's black). Which leads me to my next point; she's racist. She hates all the kids in my class that are NOT black. Which means, all but 3 people. So unfair! And it gets better, because Mathers is a white woman. WTF. Homegirl's got issues.
2 and 3- So Ryan was making fun of me today. And whenever I'd make some outrageous hand movement he'd mock me and giggle. Teheheh, not funny! So, I noticed him and Corey talking across the room. And I asked,"Are you guys, like, playing charades?" And Ryan giggled again and was like,"Yeah!" Then, this extremely strange, yet entertaining, game of charades happened between the two of them. Let's just say there was blown kisses, and self-inflicted butt smacking involved.
4- Joe smelled like an old grandma because I used a rolling perfume bottle Louisse had, and rolled it all over his hoodie. Then I continued to shake the bottle for more drops to come out. I'm not sure if he noticed or not, but he did turn around and laugh and smile and say nothing. It was weird. But the perfume did smelled good, so I was doing a good deed.
And in other news, Caycee made me an Easter basket because she's the most awesomest, amazing, best, prettiest, funniest person EVER <3
haha when I first went to read this I was like "oh god. PLEASE tell me this isnt about her first menstrual cycle." LOL. and thanks for the ending ^.^
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